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Recent content by moder8or

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    Why do fish get cancer ?

    like fishes out of water like fishes out of water All my goldfish were eaten by a heron last week:mad:...........felt like angling in the wind
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    Today is National Talk Like an Agent Day

    Good news, I'm calling you back because "they" want to see you for an interview! Otherwise, I would'nt bother with any feedback at all from the role you were submitted for, I would just keep you waiting and wondering, and if you called me back, you would be asked what are you calling about and I...
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    pc freezes

    most times most times er well ok sometimes freezes ........but too often
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    pc freezes

    stumped! stumped! Browser is IE8 XP3 all updates installed alas its a P4 2.66ghz 1gb ram (2003) but thats not the prob as far as I know Have looked at Manage C event viewer /application/system nothing showing as fault Can't be Hard disk or ram tho all looks ok on checking
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    pc freezes

    Every time I access this site my pc freezes and I have to reset Tried all the remedies still happens, only on this site any answers?
  6. M

    test please delete

    please delete part II please delete part II :confused: so, what is it testing ? :confused:
  7. M

    What to get PorkPie's wife for christmas?

    xmas treats xmas treats So, all this involves chocolate and revolves around a triangular box being brought into play ?
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    What to get PorkPie's wife for christmas?

    porkys wife and other wives this xmas porkys wife and other wives this xmas Explain Shower her with gold! ? Explain Pearl necklace! ? Trip up the Oxo tower! ?
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    What are the best agents?

    oh! heres the boss forget about x factor and BB look as though your working oh! heres the boss forget about x factor and BB look as though your working I am baffled by the time wasting calls, I think these recruiters, consultants, any old bod, have a number ready to call when the boss walks...
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    MX-5 for daily commute?

    mx5 envy mx5 envy Turned up in my mx5 and the whole office gawped out of the window, snivvelled, even the sales manager bawked, daily moans about who I thought I was, sideways sneers about what my rate was, then within 6 months my contract was ended God knows what if I turned up in the...
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    Facebook rioters get 4 years

    Fine them, hit them in the pocket Fine them, hit them in the pocket Sending them to jail, means they come out with more criminal intent having learnt new methods in crime Fine them Tag them Place under curfew Confiscate their iphone, computer or whatever equipment, they used for their...
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    cuk slow today?

    the slowness the slowness Oh thank you my luvly your reply came whilst I was crashed, which is still a mystery;) smashing forum though
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    cuk slow today?

    crashing crashing computer just crashed, happens a lot when on this site, XP3, IE8, tried everything to stop it ?? registery cleaner etc.:emb Any solutions?
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    cuk slow today?

    Is this site slow to load today? I am getting a yellow triangle with an exclamation mark, bottom left border, it does eventually say "done" but so slow. sometimes error on page
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    Many people in their twenties & thirties now are going to be shafted in retirement!

    With reference to the points in this thread I got the double whammy with Equitable life and low cost endowment from Aviva both expected to realise provision of a retirement fund, having paid in for the last 30 years, but no they are in fact crooks, and the government and FSA do nothing. I wrote...

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