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Recent content by lightng

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    Learning another anguage

    Spanish, Mandarin and English are the three languages in the trilingual era apparently. Spanish is very easy to learn compared to other languages. I'm currently brushing up on A-Level German from twenty odd years ago and Brazilian Portugeuse. I agree with what has been said about german grammar...
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    Taking the piss or what!

    Top tip Top tip If you really must give her the money, go on the thetrainline.com and check out the price you would pay for the ticket a month from now outside of peak time. Send her the price of that ticket. That way you can still feel good about yourself without having to spend a fortune. If...
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    What is your Resting Heart Rate

    That would give me a resting heart rate of 0.
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    What is your Resting Heart Rate

    52. Best it's ever been - getting paranoid about my fitness as I'm 40 next month. I've been doing 3 miles uphill mountain biking a day to my current contract and flipping tractor tyres in my weekly strength and conditioning class.
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    Axman13 RPG Review

    Love it! Next time my teenage son shows me something on his facebook, in my head I'll read it with that voice and that background track. I see spelling and grammar like this a lot.
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    Forms authentication security - Advise needed.

    Ensure SQL server account used by the app has just enough access to do what you want. Audit OS account policy on the web / DB servers. Avoid plain text DB passwords in configuration files. Encrypt / embed or both. Ensure that a casual browser does not have read access to any config files you...
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    Middle names

    I don't have a middle name either. I was told off in primary school by an ignorant teacher for not having one. "Don't be stupid, everyone has a middle name.". Figure that out.
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    The I don't want an iPad(2) thread!

    The Ipad 2 now comes with a nostril cam. It's gotta be worth getting one just for that, surely.
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    State of the market

    Boomed Boomed Just got a 3 monther twenty miles from home after being two years in permiedom. That's in the grim north-west too.
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    It's Spring

    Millions of uses for nettles. Apparently stinging nettles are used by some people during foreplay. Ouch!
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    It's Spring

    A mate gave me a composter a couple of years ago so I decided to try it. I got a good yield of potatoes and carrots. Seemed to taste much nicer than shelf produce. Might try something different this year.
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    BOOMED

    Are you the same Gavin who injected his special resin in my wife's crack. If so, I need a word!
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    Client Refusing to Pay for Weekend Work

    This is one of the few situations in which your agent will be of use to you. If you're not getting paid, then your agent isn't getting paid. So why not give your pimp a bell? Let them do the arguing for you, light your cigar and print off your invoice. Job done.
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    Best name for a cover band

    Kylie unlikely
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    'Rubbish' films you can't help watching again....

    Short film on you-tube (if that counts). Chimpanzee riding on a segway. Can't get the tune out of my head.

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