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Recent content by bodnobal
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BBC bias
April fools day was on the 1st you missed it by 1 day, better luck next year. The Gruniuad revenue comes from not selling their newspapers, it comes from their advertising from central government. They are so much in bed with Liebour that when Gordon farts the editor goes into spoon mode. -
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Cider to go up 10%
White Lightning £1.49 for 2 litres yesterday. Today the chavs and winos can get it for £1.69. So no more Chavs and no more winos. Well done Gordon and Ali. -
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Why Britain's house price crash is far from finished
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Two reasons to get de-benched: boobies
Always remember 10 years ago doing a gig in Andover for a bank there. It too was open plan and my 1st day was 4th of Jan when the guys got the local strumpet in a six inch black skirt to take the Xmas decorations down off the ceiling. She was all too willing to oblige. I've never settled into...- bodnobal
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Haggling
I did what that slap head unfunny Iranian comic said in his TV adverts yesterday and tried to haggle for a deal. I went into Orange and said I'll pay £20 a month and give for £50 for a 32GB iPhone. They said **** off. I went into O2 and said I'll pay £20 a month and give for £50 for a 32GB... -
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Global Warming: The emails
I think the post from Doggy Styles went 3,000 feet above your head didn't it? -
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Fox-Hunting
When the Tories get in next year I hope in addition to letting us toffs kill vermin again we can stick some chavs up chimneys. Let's get the Great back into Britain. :banana: -
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Dear Santa
Dear Santa. Can you make my gf give me a blow job every now and again. Thx. -
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Eggs last forever don't they?
Here you go http://www.cpr-savers.com/Industrials/tablets/antidiarrhea.html -
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Labour favourites to win Glasgow North East
"Meanwhile, the Tories, Liberal Democrats and the British National Party are locked in a battle for third place" What do you win for coming third in an election, a bronze medal? :ohwell
