Haggling

[bodnobal]

I did what that slap head unfunny Iranian comic said in his TV adverts yesterday and tried to haggle for a deal.

I went into Orange and said I'll pay £20 a month and give for £50 for a 32GB iPhone. They said **** off.

I went into O2 and said I'll pay £20 a month and give for £50 for a 32GB iPhone. They said **** off.

I went into Vodafone and said I'll pay £20 a month and give for £50 for a 32GB iPhone. They said **** off.

I gave up. I'll never cut it as a pimp.

 

[d000hg]

I went into Orange and said I'll pay £20 a month and give for £50 for a 32GB iPhone. They said **** off.

Translation?

How about "hey spotty 18-year-old, I'll give you £50 for yourself if you give me an iPhone for £20/month"

 

[bodnobal]

There is always one where it goes right over their head.

Well done dog.

 

[NickFitz]

Do people still watch TV stations that show advertisements? How quaint. I don't think I saw any of those even when I was visiting my parents at Christmas.

Anyway, if the repeated grammatical error was a joke related to those advertisements, then I'm as much in the dark as d000hg.

What's The Bill like these days? Apparently they moved it to a later timeslot and made it longer.

 

[d000hg]

There is always one where it goes right over their head.

Well done dog.

I don't watch adverts with Iranian 'comedians'. Can you tell us what the hell you're talking about?

 

[DiscoStu]

There is always one where it goes right over their head.

Well done dog.

Engrish?

 

[fullyautomatix]

The man responsible for the GoCompare advert should be executed as inhumanely as possible.

 

[Xenophon]

Omid Djalili. He makes me laugh. His mime of playing musial instruments is a giggle.

 

[threaded]

Omid Djalili. He makes me laugh. His mime of playing musial instruments is a giggle.

"How much to get me down from here?"

"10 quid"

"I'll give you 50!"

 

[stingman123]

I did what that slap head unfunny Iranian comic said in his TV adverts yesterday and tried to haggle for a deal.

I went into Orange and said I'll pay £20 a month and give for £50 for a 32GB iPhone. They said **** off.

I went into O2 and said I'll pay £20 a month and give for £50 for a 32GB iPhone. They said **** off.

I went into Vodafone and said I'll pay £20 a month and give for £50 for a 32GB iPhone. They said **** off.

I gave up. I'll never cut it as a pimp.

When you have a product like the iphone flying off the shelves, haggle for another product that is much an iphone as possible, then move the sales bod onto the iphone, be smooth. Unfortunately there is usually no need to the sales bod to haggle over an iphone as people just pay up whatever the rate is...

Car insurance is easier, start there....