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    A mosquito bit me on the nut sack. It's driving me mad.
    While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

    #2
    What are you going to do if it gets pregnant?

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      #3
      I am going to squish on sight, if it's pregnant that will be a bonus.
      While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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        #4
        If it flies off and bites a lady on the equivalent (not up on my Profanisaurus terms) maybe she could get pregnant.
        bloggoth

        If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
        John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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          #5
          Originally posted by doodab View Post
          A mosquito bit me on the nut sack. It's driving me mad.
          Are you sure it's not a sasguru? (CUK parlance for Genital Wart)

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            #6
            Originally posted by doodab View Post
            A mosquito bit me on the nut sack. It's driving me mad.
            It actually penetrated your sack rather than bit it!
            I couldn't give two fornicators! Yes, really!

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