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    ... is what twitter is for...

    http://twitter.com/tulipmydadsays

    you will need to sweary-sub the link
    ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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    I used to have such high hopes for the information superhighway
    +50 Xeno Geek Points
    Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
    As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

    Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

    CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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      #3
      It's not as foul mouthed as my Tw@ts.
      How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

      Follow me on Twitter - LinkedIn Profile - The HAB blog - New Blog: Mad Cameron
      Xeno points: +5 - Asperger rating: 36 - Paranoid Schizophrenic rating: 44%

      "We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to high office" - Aesop

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        #4
        Nothing is Mr HAB.

        No, actually I tell a lie. I sat in on an RN training course in Portsmouth once and they are much worse. You need to hyphenate words like ***** and stick ***** in between. Ideally, you need an infinitely recursive system of ***** insertions to attain the typical standard of naval conversation.
        Last edited by xoggoth; 29 August 2009, 18:55.
        bloggoth

        If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
        John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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