We've just got back from the local Chinese buffet.
Perhaps not the usual wedding anniversary outing for a contractor but we're too tired to go somewhere posh.
Full of Chinese food.
How are you?
13 years one month and one day.How long have you been married? Did you get her a present?
13 years one month and one day.
Same present as always: nothing.
Not even the opportunity to do some ironing.not even a potato peeler?
We would have gone to a posh restaurant in the town; I had booked a table.
We were going to take champagne and so I phoned and asked how much they charge for corkage. They said ... £9.50 !
So I cancelled the booking.
But charging a tenner for corkage?few restaurants make money on food. most money on the drinks.
But charging a tenner for corkage?
It cost them a booking.