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[Jog On]

Yeah - I might have a Fuzzy's tomorrow

Cornhill?

or have we had this conversation before?

We have but we can have it again as it's worth repeating.

I don't use the cornhill one anymore although that was my regular when I was in he city, I go to the West end one now which is also the one our hairy friend uses. It's right next to current client's biggets rival which i can't type the name of as it might get flagged up by compliance

 

[BrowneIssue]

my son did not use toliet for poo until 4. nursery did not change nappies. they changed him into pants a couple of times - but sometimes had to walk home covered in poo.

<shakes head>

Well that's alright then. Just so long as they didn't impinge on his human rights by wiping his bum for him. And we wouldn't want anything as abusive as some nursery nurse seeing his bare bum now, would we?

Jeez.

My wife's cousin is a nursery nurse. She is not allowed to touch the children - when they make a mess of themselves the school phones the parents to fetch them. The child is just left to stand and cry on their own. WTF?

 

[Jog On]

<shakes head>

Well that's alright then. Just so long as they didn't impinge on his human rights by wiping his bum for him. And we wouldn't want anything as abusive as some nursery nurse seeing his bare bum now, would we?

Jeez.

My wife's cousin is a nursery nurse. She is not allowed to touch the children - when they make a mess of themselves the school phones the parents to fetch them. The child is just left to stand and cry on their own. WTF?

that's bonkers

 

[BrowneIssue]

Ours is quite interested in the whole thing at the mo. He's still in nappies but whenever you go to the loo, he's following going...

'wee wee.......Daddy wee wee'

You've just reminded of a story from my bother-in-law. When his kids were toddlers he didn't worry about where the went or what they saw in the house.

One day he takes me to one side and whispers:

"If you do have kids, don't let them watch you dress. Junior asked 'wossat?' and before I could react he reached up, grabbed my scrotum and pulled it down to his eye level. Sadly, I went upwards toward the ceiling which did not help matters."

 

[BrowneIssue]

He's fascinated as to why Mummy and Daddy do it differently

I still am!

 

[BrowneIssue]

In the same way as the door with the sign on it sayng 'This door is alarmed' makes you think that the door is a bit frightened and needs to calm down a bit?

YES!!!

 

[BrowneIssue]

I think that what's left after somebody's eaten the leftovers is technically known as "scraps".

a) Ever heard of "student stew" where the first meal of term is still going at the end of term? You just chuck in a number of cans of something every evening.

b) Sutcliffe's catering at LastPermieCo. Meat on Monday, casserole Tuesday, stew on Wednesday, pie on Thursday and curry on Friday. Every week except it would be beef for a week, mutton for a week, and so on. They used to claim it was different meat every day. Yeah. Right.

 

[BrowneIssue]

that's bonkers

It is bonkers and it's not why she trained to be a nursery school teacher.

Sorry, I said nursery nurse - she's a nursery school teacher. Or infants school. Or something.

She does the "Reception Class" anyway - the very first one.

 

[BrowneIssue]

Oops. This seems to have turned into "The Brownei thread"!

 

[FiveTimes]

just had major bug assigned... that should keep me busy for a couple of days