Pick a word at random in the dictionary. Do a Google image search. Pick one of those on the 3rd page.
It's ok, I have nothing better to do, I'm bed-bound.

So when he buggered off abroad for a while, she suddenly decided I might fill a gap...![]()
BED-BOUND???
Christ! I was once egg-bound, and that was bad enough!
What a true gent you are, Zeity.
Was it a big gap to fill?

I have a real nasty taste at the back of my throat
Dilute your scotch 1:4 with water and gargle with it. It'll shift the nasty taste and kill some germs. Probably.
And swallow, don't spit.
(Otherwise I won't know if you love me)
