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I have tried explaining to them that the clocks went back, they're not listening.

Any time I head in the direction of the kitchen try and trip me up.

He who would be ZeitMog II tries to kill me like that quite often.

The "get out of the fecking way you dense animal" sort of works.
 
It's wot keeps I going you know. :D


I think it must have been the thread wot I read earlier about final pictures of people.

Just before they died.

:smokin

There's a stunning picture of some Thai chap who's just jumped off a building.

Roughly 2 inches before he hits the ground & explodes.:sick

I stayed away from that link.
 
I have tried explaining to them that the clocks went back, they're not listening.

Any time I head in the direction of the kitchen try and trip me up.

Mrs B has the flu* I went to look for some more cold and flu tablets for her, shook the box to see if there was anything inside and he appeared at my feet as if by magic. He then followed me to the sofa, watch me give them to MrsB and then proceeded to sulk when MrsB wouldn't share her sweeties with him.






*or at least bit of a headache and a sniffle.
 
He who would be ZeitMog II tries to kill me like that quite often.

The "get out of the fecking way you dense animal" sort of works.

Not here it doesn't NorPussII has this knack of timing his jump up the steps to the kitchen just as I'm getting to the next steps.

I'm sure Mr N has trained him to do that, must check if he's upped the life insurance or summat.
 
It's wot keeps I going you know. :D


I think it must have been the thread wot I read earlier about final pictures of people.

Just before they died.

:smokin

There's a stunning picture of some Thai chap who's just jumped off a building.

Roughly 2 inches before he hits the ground & explodes.:sick

There was a thing I bookmarked for possible inclusion in Monday Links the other week: Powerful Portraits of Individuals Before and Directly After Their Death - Feature Shoot

No plummeting, they're mainly in hospices :frown
 

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