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[BrowneIssue]

Why is it I spend a good 50% of my time digging myself out of holes I have dug, and its always involving some woman.

Because you spend the other 50% of the time trying to clamber into women's holes?

 

[BrowneIssue]

The person who puts creates the people records in the timesheet system has been on leave for four weeks.

That means there's a backlog and it is going to "take some time" for this numpty to catch up.

When they have, I will be able to enter my timesheet, which means I can get my timesheet signed.

Clients, eh?

 

[zeitghost]

Hello



Have I missed anything?

It's taken 45 mins to get this piece of crap to boot...

 

[zeitghost]

and smell.

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[zeitghost]

hmmmm....... boobies!

Blue footed boobies?

DS23
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80408​

 

[TheFaQQer]

Evening all

 

[TheFaQQer]

Hello



Have I missed anything?

It's taken 45 mins to get this piece of crap to boot...

My internet connection is tulipe - had to restart the modem goodness knows how many times tonight.

3G my arse

 

[BrowneIssue]

easy. you married the love of your life.

That made me smile.

Thank you.

 

[BrowneIssue]

i've never had a number one haircut.

I have.

A senile old scrote of a barber ran the shaver up the back of my head with no guard on. He had to do the rest to match.

This was in a lunch time. I went back to work and the boss told me to go home and not come back until it looked respectable, and the days were taken off me as leave.

So I spent 3 days at home playing Elite non-stop on my ZX Spectrum instead

 

[BrowneIssue]

got a bizarre craving for chocolate. bizarre because i don't really like chocolate.

Perhaps you're pregnant.