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    Originally posted by Sockpuppet View Post
    Why is it I spend a good 50% of my time digging myself out of holes I have dug, and its always involving some woman.
    Because you spend the other 50% of the time trying to clamber into women's holes?
    Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

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      The person who puts creates the people records in the timesheet system has been on leave for four weeks.

      That means there's a backlog and it is going to "take some time" for this numpty to catch up.

      When they have, I will be able to enter my timesheet, which means I can get my timesheet signed.

      Clients, eh?
      Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

      Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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        Hello



        Have I missed anything?

        It's taken 45 mins to get this piece of crap to boot...

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          Originally posted by DS23 View Post
          and smell.



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            Originally posted by DS23 View Post
            hmmmm....... boobies!
            Blue footed boobies?




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                Originally posted by zeitghost View Post


                Hello



                Have I missed anything?

                It's taken 45 mins to get this piece of crap to boot...
                My internet connection is tulipe - had to restart the modem goodness knows how many times tonight.

                3G my arse
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                  Originally posted by DS23 View Post
                  easy. you married the love of your life.
                  That made me smile.

                  Thank you.

                  Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

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                    Originally posted by DS23 View Post
                    i've never had a number one haircut.
                    I have.

                    A senile old scrote of a barber ran the shaver up the back of my head with no guard on. He had to do the rest to match.

                    This was in a lunch time. I went back to work and the boss told me to go home and not come back until it looked respectable, and the days were taken off me as leave.

                    So I spent 3 days at home playing Elite non-stop on my ZX Spectrum instead
                    Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                    Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                      Originally posted by DS23 View Post
                      got a bizarre craving for chocolate. bizarre because i don't really like chocolate.
                      Perhaps you're pregnant.
                      Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

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