now as most of you know, I train beaver, next year is our 20th year, and I'm looking for some fresh new beaver to train, does anyone know where I can get some?
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Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!
I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!
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I know of one that is often seen standing outside this building..
I think she is known locally as "A Smoker" -
we have one like that as well, always get a funny look from her, maybe she is in need of beaver training as well.SA says;
Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!
I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!
n5gooner is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.(whatever these are)Comment
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this is new to me, please spread the word Brother ClownioOriginally posted by ClownioDo you use the carrot and stick method ?SA says;
Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!
I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!
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I have heard of this method.
If the beaver isn't doing as told...the stick is for the Beaver to bite on, and the Carrot is then lubricated....can't remember the rest!Comment
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clownio prey tell us all please, before going weak at the knees.Originally posted by steve'OI have heard of this method.
If the beaver isn't doing as told...the stick is for the Beaver to bite on, and the Carrot is then lubricated....can't remember the rest!SA says;
Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!
I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!
n5gooner is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.(whatever these are)Comment
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perfect, a beaver having a wash, just what we need!SA says;
Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!
I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!
n5gooner is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.(whatever these are)Comment
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Isn't it a beaver being shaved? I thought beavers were self-cleansing.If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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Thank you for asking.Originally posted by n5goonerthis is new to me, please spread the word Brother Clownio
It's simple really you get the carrot and you stick it up the Beavers **** !I don't know my arse from an hole in the groundComment
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