Two sharks swimming in the Irish sea. One says "I'm starving, but I'm fed up with fish. Shall we pop across to Morecambe for a chinese?".
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An reporter was interviewing one of the survivors and asked how they got in to so much trouble and the survivor said (in accent)
'Vell boss say when water get to knee high then we must get out water'
'Well why didnt you get out then?'
'Vell nee hi in van and water never reach him' -
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