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    A woman struggled home through the snow, which blew into the porch as she opened the front door. Her young son ran to greet her, telling her there was snow in the attic too. The horrified mum asked "How did it get there?"
    "And polar bears" her son added, "But not penguins. They're in the antattic".

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    3/10

    Must try harder. See me after school.

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      #3
      Come back Bob Monkhouse - all is forgiven...........

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        #4
        Awwww.
        From the 'Take-a-break!" magazine school of comedy.

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