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    Elderly couple decide to relive their honeymoon and do everything the way they did it the first time all those years ago. So after taking the same train and checking into the same hotel they are finally alone. "Do you remember how we undressed in opposite rooms and ran naked into each others arms, making love on the floor all night long"? So they decide to do it again. At a given signal they rush naked towards each other but things, like eyesight, not being as they once were....well, they miss!. The poor old guy runs right out onto the balcony, goes over the top and lies unconscious amid the shrubbery a floor below. Upon reviving he spots a bellhop and crouching down he asks the kid to get him a blanket so he can go through the lobby to get back to his room. "Ahh you don't have to worry" says the bellhop "There's no-one in the lobby, everyone's up on the second floor watching them trying to get some old dear off a door knob"

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