Q. How many illegal immigrants does it take to change a light bulb?
A.100. One to hold the bulb and 99 to ... hang on, where've they gone?
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Did you hear about the transvestite who always enjoyed a slap-up meal and 10 pints of lager before stepping out in womens clothes. He liked to eat, drink, and be Mary.
A.100. One to hold the bulb and 99 to ... hang on, where've they gone?
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Did you hear about the transvestite who always enjoyed a slap-up meal and 10 pints of lager before stepping out in womens clothes. He liked to eat, drink, and be Mary.
