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Q. How many illegal immigrants does it take to change a light bulb?

A.100. One to hold the bulb and 99 to ... hang on, where've they gone?

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Did you hear about the transvestite who always enjoyed a slap-up meal and 10 pints of lager before stepping out in womens clothes. He liked to eat, drink, and be Mary.
 

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