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Kyajae

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Ever tried popping several down the front of your underpants and then pretend nothing has happend?

Kyajae in <I don't know why I've posted this, it must be Friday> mode :D
 
Kyajae said:
Ever tried popping several down the front of your underpants and then pretend nothing has happend?

Kyajae in <I don't know why I've posted this, it must be Friday> mode :D

I've not done that, but I did managed to get one stuck to my lip whilst preparing a drink for the missus... she wasn't happy...
 
My other half has purchase some "Tea Tree Oil" shower gel.

I used it in the shower this morning. It made my bollocks tingle!
 
Churchill said:
My other half has purchase some "Tea Tree Oil" shower gel.

I used it in the shower this morning. It made my bollocks tingle!

What about the foreskin?
 
Kyajae said:
What about the foreskin?

That wasn't too bad.

However, I've burned that in the past when I've been chopping chillies and forgot to wash my hands before having a wee. That made my fecking eyes water, I can tell you!
 
Churchill said:
That wasn't too bad.

However, I've burned that in the past when I've been chopping chillies and forgot to wash my hands before having a wee. That made my fecking eyes water, I can tell you!

:eek Too much information :eek
 
Churchill said:
That wasn't too bad.

However, I've burned that in the past when I've been chopping chillies and forgot to wash my hands before having a wee. That made my fecking eyes water, I can tell you!

I've done that :emb the juice from chillies seems to penetrate the pores of your skin and no amount of washing will get rid of it, you just have to put up with a slow burn!

Garlic is the same, it doesn't burn but your fingers stink for days.
 
Churchill said:
That wasn't too bad.

However, I've burned that in the past when I've been chopping chillies and forgot to wash my hands before having a wee. That made my fecking eyes water, I can tell you!

I'll second that its bad, but so is chopping chillies and then chopping onions and wiping your eyes when they start to water !! I now chop the other way round now
 
gingerjedi said:
I've done that :emb the juice from chillies seems to penetrate the pores of your skin and no amount of washing will get rid of it, you just have to put up with a slow burn!

Garlic is the same, it doesn't burn but your fingers stink for days.
Soap and warm water is the best way. I think there's something in chilli oil that is to blame.
 

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