The hygiene thread

[DiscoStu]

I'm worried about swine flu. Please help me avoid it by posting all your good hygiene tips here.

Thanks

 

[sasguru]

Don't scratch your bum. You'll get Aids.

 

[The Lone Gunman]

I'm worried about swine flu. Please help me avoid it by posting all your good hygiene tips here.

Thanks

Dont lick the chutney spoon!

 

[cailin maith]

Don't eat anything or do anyone foreign.

 

[DiscoStu]

Don't scratch your bum. You'll get Aids.

What if I've scratched my bum in the past? Does that mean I'm already infected?

 

[DiscoStu]

Don't eat anything or do anyone foreign.

Does that mean I have to give up curries and Lithuanian hookers?

 

[cailin maith]

What if I've scratched my bum in the past? Does that mean I'm already infected?

I'll have to extrapolate the incubation period....

4, 11, 29 -

Nope - you are safe.

HTH

 

[The Lone Gunman]

Don't scratch your bum. You'll get Aids.

Can I scratch someone elses bum?

 

[cailin maith]

Does that mean I have to give up curries and Lithuanian hookers?

Fraid so.....

 

[DiscoStu]

Fraid so.....