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[BrowneIssue]

Or a wooden bullet... that ought to do the business too...

That would imply archery would be a viable method of vampire control. Either massed longbows for tackling hordes or crossbows for unit-scale confrontations.

Would it be feasible to produce wooden belt-fed machine gun ammo?

 

[TheFaQQer]

Me too Ted, I have lost my motivation....

I never had any.

Everyone else is really manic (go live on Monday) but it doesn't impact me at all.

 

[BrowneIssue]

Aren't silver bullets for werewolves?

Errm, yes. As I said, IANAS.

So why did the Lone Ranger use them?

'Cos he's a big girlie poof?

 

[BrowneIssue]

By 5 o'clock, I'll be ready to bugger off home, have my tea & do something more interesting...

That's the plan. Ten minutes more drivel, then home time. Win-Win!

 

[DS23]

Things have been awfully slow today... is everyone in General or what?

where is what?

 

[BrowneIssue]

Bit of an accident actually - was carrying a cooker and it obviously pressed against my phone in my pocket and smashed the LCD.

Not best pleased as it's only a few weeks old and cost several hundred quid

Are you quite sure it wasn't stolen as you travelled home on the underground tonight?

 

[BrowneIssue]

where is what?

Where is the Umpire.

 

[TheFaQQer]

Things have been awfully slow today... is everyone in General or what?

And making a welcome return for 2008.....




Specifically in General?

 

[TheFaQQer]

Where is the Umpire.

But who's on first? And what's the name of the second baseman?

 

[DS23]

Are you quite sure it wasn't stolen as you travelled home on the underground tonight?

or if you don't have phone insurance what about home insurance?