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It's about exciting as programming in CobolOriginally posted by suityou01 View PostAnd what, pray, is wrong with UML?Socialism is inseparably interwoven with totalitarianism and the abject worship of the state.
No Socialist Government conducting the entire life and industry of the country could afford to allow free, sharp, or violently-worded expressions of public discontent.Comment
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I saw David Cameron holding a #bringbackourgirls card on the BBC the other day. If the lazy barsteward has left his kids in the pub again he should fetch them himself this time.
VOTE UKIP!
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When you steal someone else's jokes you should at least credit them. Also, he had the card effectively forced on him.Originally posted by oracleslave View PostI saw David Cameron holding a #bringbackourgirls card on the BBC the other day. If the lazy barsteward has left his kids in the pub again he should fetch them himself this time.
VOTE UKIP!
Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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You mean the tulipe you come out with is all your own?Originally posted by d000hg View PostWhen you steal someone else's jokes you should at least credit them. Also, he had the card effectively forced on him.
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Also when insulting people, try to make sense. It's not like you've not had a lot of practice when it comes to spiteful little remarks.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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I made a joke, you didn't like it, tough tulip.Originally posted by d000hg View PostAlso when insulting people, try to make sense. It's not like you've not had a lot of practice when it comes to spiteful little remarks.
No idea what part of it was spiteful but if you want to get all excited feel free. I have better things to do.Comment
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#imspitefulcauseimgayandmarriedandnotlivingthelife iwanttoliveOriginally posted by oracleslave View PostI made a joke, you didn't like it, tough tulip.
No idea what part of it was spiteful but if you want to get all excited feel free. I have better things to do.Comment
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I'm sure if it was the OP family member/close friend missing he would be tweeting and using any method of publicity to try and help find them.
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I do feel a bit dirty but that might be because I spent an hour making a UML diagram 
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