Makes me laugh, I go down south and you lot are a miserable bunch even with your lovely non-raining weather.
I live in the NW, I have parks around me even the countryside if I want to drive 10 mins. There are some fine pubs and restaurants, god I'm even within 30 mins drive of two major cities and both have electricity.
My house also has an indoor toilet with running water. I have fancy fibre optic to.
The gym near me is packed with people exercising and when I'm running through the local deer park people let on and say morning.
We even have places now where they put chairs outside coffee shops and we can enjoy the lovely weather.
We do have some people on benefits yes but I believe you also have them down south.
When I was down south for a fancy do (we used cutlery) I couldn't believe how many Londoners actually believed their city was the greatest in the world (well the two I spoke to on my table). It's a big smelly, dirty city. Get out and see the rest of the country.