I've two eggs

[scooterscot]

One costs me nothing over the short term. In fact it currently pays me a handsome bonus every month for as long as interest rates remain low.

The other costs me in the short term. However the long-term yield is somewhat greater. And I imagine come the day I'm looking to work less the income would be greater.

One egg has to die. Which one do I choose?

 

[stek]

Eggs is Russian slang for testicles.

 

[ThomasSoerensen]

One costs me nothing over the short term. In fact it currently pays me a handsome bonus every month for as long as interest rates remain low.

The other costs me in the short term. However the long-term yield is somewhat greater. And I imagine come the day I'm looking to work less the income would be greater.

One egg has to die. Which one do I choose?

Kill both.

The one you regret killing the most, try to revive.

The short term pain of having lost both is always worth it.