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    Snoozing and perception

    Why is it that sometimes when I press snooze whole decades of dreaming flash by before the alarm goes off again, and other times mere seconds pass before I'm rudely awakened?

    Today was the second type of morning. Most unpleasant.
    While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'
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    Originally posted by doodab View Post
    Why is it that sometimes when I press snooze whole decades of dreaming flash by before the alarm goes off again, and other times mere seconds pass before I'm rudely awakened?

    Today was the second type of morning. Most unpleasant.
    Oh, was that you?!?! You almost ran me off the fooking road!
    "He's actually ripped" - Jared Padalecki

    https://youtu.be/l-PUnsCL590?list=PL...dNeCyi9a&t=615

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      #3
      Originally posted by MyUserName View Post
      Oh, was that you?!?! You almost ran me off the fooking road!
      Why were you driving round my bedroom?
      While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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        #4
        Originally posted by doodab View Post
        Why were you driving round my bedroom?
        he did that to you as well? I wish he wouldn't wear the full suit of armour it scares the cat all that clanking.
        Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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          #5
          Originally posted by vetran View Post
          he did that to you as well? I wish he wouldn't wear the full suit of armour it scares the cat all that clanking.
          Should have seen what he did to my wooden floor.

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            #6
            MUN, or the scared cat?
            Originally posted by MaryPoppins
            I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
            Originally posted by vetran
            Urine is quite nourishing

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              #7
              Originally posted by d000hg View Post
              MUN, or the scared cat?
              MUN mounting the cat, she takes no prisoners try feeding her a worm pill, that was probably why he needed the armour.
              Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                #8
                Originally posted by doodab View Post
                Why were you driving round my bedroom?
                More importantly, why is there a road in there?!?!

                Sorry about the cat, I watched too much He-Man and thought they turned into tigers or something when you jumped on them
                "He's actually ripped" - Jared Padalecki

                https://youtu.be/l-PUnsCL590?list=PL...dNeCyi9a&t=615

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by MyUserName View Post
                  More importantly, why is there a road in there?!?!
                  It's a racetrack.

                  Losi 1:24 4wd Brushless 2.4GHz RTR Rally Car (Silver) LOSB0243IT2
                  While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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                    #10
                    Old Jokes Home:

                    I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather ...
                    Not screaming in terror like his passengers.

                    - Steve Wright (I think)
                    My subconscious is annoying. It's got a mind of its own.

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