Any cure for manflu? Remember I am not suity so cannot MTFU.
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostAny cure for manflu? Remember I am not suity so cannot MTFU.<Insert idea here> will never be adopted because the politicians are in the pockets of the banks! -
Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostAny cure for manflu? Remember I am not suity so cannot MTFU.Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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We have a dose of manflu at chez Zip, so if anyone can help please do
I'm prepared to grovel AND pay money if necessary.+50 Xeno Geek Points
Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005
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Ole-EOs-ElbowBending-CureAll
1 tumbler
2 shots of whisky
1 teaspoon brown sugar
1 dollop of honey
1 slice of lemon squeezed in
1 slice of lemon dropped in
fill with boiling water
taste
check the taste again
taste for sweetness
give to victim(\__/)
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("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to WorkComment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostAny cure for manflu? Remember I am not suity so cannot MTFU.Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.Comment
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Originally posted by SimonMac View PostCan you still be classed as a man when Mrs BP still has your balls in her purse?Comment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostEach ex has 1 ball each.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostYou'd had three balls? It's Jake the peg, diddle diddle diddle.Comment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostIve only been married to women twice. The gay marriage does not count."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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