Caption Contest

[SimonMac]

 

[SimonMac]

You could be entitled to thousands of pounds in mis-sold PPI

 

[EternalOptimist]

It's about the Crimea sir. We need a new light Brigade

 

[scooterscot]

David this is your mother.

 

[SteelyDan]

David this is your President speaking.

FTFY

 

[AtW]

Or was that Pizza delivery line?

 

[Pondlife]

What do you mean you're crying about being invaded. Oh Ukraine. My bad.

 

[hyperD]

"Why not get in touch with Ocean Finance to consolidate the budget deficit into one manageable monthly payment?"

 

[stek]

Where's my other hand? It's around Angela Merkel's cock.......

 

[MicrosoftBob]

Stunned silence from CMD as Pooty Poot sings 'Crimea me a river' down the phone