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    Audi dead. Stuck in multi storey in Cambridge. Futile efforts to revive. Fuel but no spark. Advice please.

    She is a 1993 2.3e petrol.
    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

    #2
    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    Audi dead. Stuck in multi storey in Cambridge. Futile efforts to revive. Fuel but no spark. Advice please.

    She is a 1993 2.3e petrol.
    Go-to bar and think about it for a while

    one day at a time

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      #3
      Phone the AA / RAC / whichever breakdown service you have, they will get you home at least and you can worry about it tomorrow.
      While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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        #4
        pee on the spark plugs.

        the damp can often cause a strong current to flow



        (\__/)
        (>'.'<)
        ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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          #5
          Call Bryant & May - they have a solution.

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            #6
            Call the AA and get your credit card out to pay full price for a year's subs.
            Didnt you have problems with a car in Germany?

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              #7
              Fuel may not be feeding through properly, so you'll need to boost the amount of spark.

              Take a hanky, stick it in the fuel filler and light it. Then see if it starts.

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                #8
                Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                Audi dead. Stuck in multi storey in Cambridge. Futile efforts to revive. Fuel but no spark. Pray please.

                She was a 1993 2.3e petrol.
                FTFY

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                  Audi dead. Stuck in multi storey in Cambridge. Futile efforts to revive. Fuel but no spark. Advice please.

                  She is a 1993 2.3e petrol.
                  Weren't you recently feeling weird because you had nothing to complain about?

                  Well, I guess everything's back to normal now....

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                    #10
                    Near the pool, off Parker's piss? I'd head to The Free Press or Live & Let Live. Drown your Audi.

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