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    #21
    Originally posted by DS23 View Post
    attempt at least some of the following:
    unpacking boxes that didn't gets unpacked
    taking unpacked boxes back to removal firm
    moving furniture that now needs to be somewhere else
    putting tv's on walls
    putting light shades up
    re-hanging sundry curtains
    building a bed
    holding up a lot of pictures
    hanging some pictures
    greasing a couple of squeaky doors
    replacing a door handle or two
    learning how the underfloor heating timer & temp works
    getting a haircut
    receiving housewarming visitors
    taking excess rubbish to the dump
    getting a list of people & institutions to inform of new address
    beer, wine, music, games etc.
    Sounds like what I'll be doing next weekend.

    Apart from the house warming, might leave that for a while.
    "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

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      #22
      Originally posted by Dallas View Post
      Sun: face ironing

      What in gods name does that involve? I'm sure your face looks lovely as it is.


      I shall be consoling a friend who has split from her boyf, making the most of time with my boychild, and girding my loins for another week in the smoke.
      Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
      +5 Xeno Cool Points

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        #23
        Just got up, partying the whole weekend

        Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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          #24
          Originally posted by stek View Post
          I have to escort my Mrs to her monthly pube-shaving in Mirfield
          only once a month? Without wanting to get too personal and technical, why doesn't she just run an electric razor over it/them every day?
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            #25
            Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
            only once a month? Without wanting to get too personal and technical, why doesn't she just run an electric razor over it/them every day?
            WTF? Why doesn't she just let 'em grow like nature intended?

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              #26
              Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
              WTF? Why doesn't she just let 'em grow like nature intended?
              That is soooo gross and sooooo 18th century...
              Clarity is everything

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                #27
                Originally posted by SteelyDan View Post
                That is soooo gross and sooooo 18th century...
                I thought paedophiles were the only ones who had an issue with mature women's bodies........
                "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
                  I thought paedophiles were the only ones who had an issue with mature women's bodies........
                  Its not an issue. Its just the current trend. Apparently if a nurse sees a lady under 30 with pubic hair they invite all the other nurses in for a look!

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                    #29
                    nah. Current trend is not the 10yr old boy look. The bush is back, I believe.
                    Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
                    +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
                      Just got up, partying the whole weekend

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