I'm sure I've complained about this before but the above is impossible unless plan b or c have a catastrophic database failure.
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Damn it, now I shall be wondering what you are talking about all evening. It sounds strangely mysterious and philosophical.bloggoth
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Perspective check needed. It's eek.Originally posted by xoggoth View PostDamn it, now I shall be wondering what you are talking about all evening. It sounds strangely mysterious and philosophical.
HTHKnock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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so you explain how eek's data (now)> eek's data (now+1 millisecond) when over time the dataset gets bigger...Originally posted by suityou01 View PostPerspective check needed. It's eek.
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Are you still using Excel 2000 or have you upgraded it yet?Originally posted by eek View Postso you explain how eek's data (now)> eek's data (now+1 millisecond) when over time the dataset gets bigger...What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Mongodb 18 shards, 5tb data (consolidated after processing), 576gb memory. Typical query speed 8msOriginally posted by MarillionFan View PostAre you still using Excel 2000 or have you upgraded it yet?merely at clientco for the entertainmentComment
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I read it that you have x amount of eek, and you have > x amount of data. So perfectly possible.Originally posted by eek View Postso you explain how eek's data (now)> eek's data (now+1 millisecond) when over time the dataset gets bigger...Comment
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Maybe it's due to exchange rate spreads....Originally posted by eek View Postso you explain how eek's data (now)> eek's data (now+1 millisecond) when over time the dataset gets bigger...
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Notice: As of 15 January 2011, the Estonian kroon is no longer legal tender.Originally posted by greenlake View PostMaybe it's due to exchange rate spreads....
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Because if name 'Eekiness' is replaced by name 'eek'
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