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He thought he'd got his foot in the door at ClientCo. They slammed the door on him, but it just broke his ankle because he can't take a hint.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishing -
It's like being mauled by kittenOriginally posted by d000hg View PostHe thought he'd got his foot in the door at ClientCo. They slammed the door on him, but it just broke his ankle because he can't take a hint.
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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The pain in your ankle? Yes, we know.Originally posted by suityou01 View PostIt's like being mauled by kitten
Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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hurt your achilles tendon ??
pull the other one(\__/)
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Originally posted by suityou01 View PostGot this sharp pain in my right ankle when I stand on it. Feels like the Achilles is slowly detaching itself, twangy strand by twangy strand. I recall when it first happened, I was lifting my svelt frame out the patio door, and stepping down onto the first step. Twang, yelp.
That was a week ago. What should I do?Option 1) Assuming this is for real.Originally posted by suityou01 View PostI decided to take the Drs advice, and MTFU. This involved a program of HIIT training, calisthenics and weight training. There was a load noise from my right angle like a shot gun going off, my foot is now all floppy and I am in intense agony (but still able to post if I bite on something).
What should I now do?
Ignore the Bill-Big-Balls posturing from the others stop being a stupid twunt and get yourself down A&E - if you have snapped your achilles you need to get it sorted.
Option 2) Assuming you are just making a fuss about nothing.
WTAS MTFU you whining little tart!
HTHComment
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Why do folks on here naturally assume I make tulip up?Originally posted by Dactylion View PostOption 1) Assuming this is for real.
Ignore the Bill-Big-Balls posturing from the others stop being a stupid twunt and get yourself down A&E - if you have snapped your achilles you need to get it sorted.
Option 2) Assuming you are just making a fuss about nothing.
WTAS MTFU you whining little tart!
HTH
Yes it hurts, yes my gig folded, no I don't have any friends.Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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No-one could work on the number of failed projects you have done.Originally posted by suityou01 View PostWhy do folks on here naturally assume I make tulip up?Comment
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Care to list them or are you now making stuff up?Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostNo-one could work on the number of failed projects you have done.
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Because of your posting history, your "stories" aren't credible and people assume you're a complete fantasist in a similar vein to Wilmslow.Originally posted by suityou01 View PostWhy do folks on here naturally assume I make tulip up?
Yes it hurts, yes my gig folded, no I don't have any friends.
Full of tulip is the expression that springs to mind with every one of your posts.Comment
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