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Snow's coming

Yep: EUMETSAT IPPS animation - Meteosat 0 degree RGB Composites Snow

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Hmm, wonder what the narrow back lane to ClientCo is like in the snow? I scent a few WFH days coming up :)
 
Hmm, wonder what the narrow back lane to ClientCo is like in the snow? I scent a few WFH days coming up :)

Wimp, I drove 200km home the other day through thick snow, nearly blizzard conditions and will probably be doing it again in the coming few weeks, a few times (*). Mind you WFH would be preferable :tired




(* a couple of years ago driving to work, there was about 8 inches of snow and packed ice on the motorway, I drive along the A45 to work and going downhill into a valley onto a bridge, all the traffic stopped as a WVM had hit the central reservation. Braking didn't help too much and I started sliding towards a small car but luckily I did manage to stop in time. I then looked in my rear view mirror and saw a lorry trying to stop and suddenly the trailer swung out and he was coming sideways down the hill straight towards me. I kid you not, but I was extremely scared but luckily another lorry stopped his descent into me.)
 
Wimp, I drove 200km home the other day through thick snow, nearly blizzard conditions and will probably be doing it again in the coming few weeks, a few times (*). Mind you WFH would be preferable :tired

Motorways or even A roads wouldn't be too bad, but ClientCo is in the middle of nowhere, a mile or so down a road called Narrow Lane. Gritter drivers probably don't even realise it's there, and definitely wouldn't treat it. Best hope is that one of the farmers has a snowplough and clears the road so he can get to the village a couple of miles away.
 
Wimp, I drove 200km home the other day through thick snow, nearly blizzard conditions and will probably be doing it again in the coming few weeks, a few times (*). Mind you WFH would be preferable :tired




(* a couple of years ago driving to work, there was about 8 inches of snow and packed ice on the motorway, I drive along the A45 to work and going downhill into a valley onto a bridge, all the traffic stopped as a WVM had hit the central reservation. Braking didn't help too much and I started sliding towards a small car but luckily I did manage to stop in time. I then looked in my rear view mirror and saw a lorry trying to stop and suddenly the trailer swung out and he was coming sideways down the hill straight towards me. I kid you not, but I was extremely scared but luckily another lorry stopped his descent into me.)

Wimp, I was warping to work across the galaxy when the ship entered an asteroid belt. I glanced of a rock the size of Texas and started tumbling towards an S3 planetoid when I managed to wrestle the craft into an orbit and slingshotted into my original trajectory at now twice the speed and arrived early enough to have a fry up and a coffee before starting work.

True story.
 
Wimp, I was warping to work across the galaxy when the ship entered an asteroid belt. I glanced of a rock the size of Texas and started tumbling towards an S3 planetoid when I managed to wrestle the craft into an orbit and slingshotted into my original trajectory at now twice the speed and arrived early enough to have a fry up and a coffee before starting work.

True story.

and more plausible than most of your clientco hero stories.....
 
Really inneresting weather site here

Seems his long range predictions are pretty accurate. Or so he claims. I guess he doesn't brag about the ones he got wrong.

Not sure what he predicts for this winter ad you have to have a paid subscription.
 
I hope Heathrow is ready for snow this time.

:mad
 

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