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It's helpful when you realise that Suity is a fantasist, that a significant majority of his posts are pure fiction and that he likes sockpuppet accounts, after that you treat the innumerable threads and posts as utter bollocks and ignore them. -
Originally posted by TykeMerc View PostIt's helpful when you realise that Suity is a fantasist, that a significant majority of his posts are pure fiction and that he likes sockpuppet accounts, after that you treat the innumerable threads and posts as utter bollocks and ignore them.
He is alright, compared to some of the Walter Mitty' on here.Vote Corbyn ! Save this country !Comment
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Bollocks !! Suity is an IT contracting god who saves projects, kicks arses, puts 24 year old malt whisky on his corn flakes, drags bobette coders into the disabled toilets for a quick f**k to relieve the stress of the working day and gets carried, shoulder high, round the office to thunderous applause when the project is complete. That is the Suity I know and love !!Originally posted by TykeMerc View PostIt's helpful when you realise that Suity is a fantasist, that a significant majority of his posts are pure fiction and that he likes sockpuppet accounts, after that you treat the innumerable threads and posts as utter bollocks and ignore them.When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....Comment
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Oh good grief. Don't encourage him.Originally posted by TestMangler View PostBollocks !! Suity is an IT contracting god who saves projects, kicks arses, puts 24 year old malt whisky on his corn flakes, drags bobette coders into the disabled toilets for a quick f**k to relieve the stress of the working day and gets carried, shoulder high, round the office to thunderous applause when the project is complete. That is the Suity I know and love !!What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Did he give you his Jell-O?Originally posted by suityou01 View PostQuietly watching cartoons. Sitting there minding his own, I was admiring my handy work thinking what a fine young man he's turning into.
He catches my gaze, and quick as a flash says "is it hard being you?" And goes back to watching cartoons.
Pwnd by a 9 year old. My 9 year old.

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So you've been on the board 2 months and this is long enough to call a trend?Originally posted by Bellona View PostThanks SM.
Only been here since November but seems to be a trend with Suity's gigs...
Suity - Maybe you should change your nick to Jonah01

Back in the kitchen.
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Does the 'S' stand for Suityou01?
“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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Grab it while you can SY. These memories are gold dust
pretty soon, maturity will kick in, a sense of reality, cynicism and an adult view of the real world.
Then you will be fifty, and you can leave the kid, and us alone
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