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Deboomed

Hold your head high, and make sure you shake the dust off your sandals as you leave.

On the bright side, you now get a long Christmas break you lucky sod. :D
 
I started a week last Friday. Don't know where you got this morning from.

Apparently I am not skilled enough... which they knew before I started.

So they took a chance on you as they thought there was a chance you could do the job & you couldn't? Crap giving and crap taking by the sounds of it.
 
So they took a chance on you as they thought there was a chance you could do the job & you couldn't? Crap giving and crap taking by the sounds of it.



I wasn't given the chance to do the job. I could have pretty much started to do the work this week. Clientco didn't want to find out.
 
If its not your last day yet, time to head to the supermarket and buy a nice fresh fish (or a reduced one), some sticky tape (or cable ties for a professional job) and a philips screwdriver. Take into clientco in a cool bag and work late on your last day. Find PC belonging to the relevant numpty and 'fix' his/her noisy fan before you leave.
 
If its not your last day yet, time to head to the supermarket and buy a nice fresh fish (or a reduced one), some sticky tape (or cable ties for a professional job) and a philips screwdriver. Take into clientco in a cool bag and work late on your last day. Find PC belonging to the relevant numpty and 'fix' his/her noisy fan before you leave.

tulip in the fish's mouth first.
 
If its not your last day yet, time to head to the supermarket and buy a nice fresh fish (or a reduced one), some sticky tape (or cable ties for a professional job) and a philips screwdriver. Take into clientco in a cool bag and work late on your last day. Find PC belonging to the relevant numpty and 'fix' his/her noisy fan before you leave.

It's a laptop environment. Also it's a 24/7 environment.... I left yesterday. I could have stayed until the end of the week, but as there was no work available, I duly left as soon as I could get my head around the tulip experience. Not the first time, and surely not the last time I'll take on a tulip role, but I am now more wary of going direct.
 

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