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Go, Suity!
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This has the makings of a reality tv show. You should sell subscriptions via Netflix or some such as a Plan B for your project meetings/deployments. -
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FTFYOriginally posted by suityou01 View PostNow live. Commencethe smoke testinglegging it out of hereOriginally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Then run now, before they realise that it actually doesn't!Originally posted by suityou01 View Post

I had a sneaky test, and it looks like it worked.
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Are you flying home on Friday 13th, Suity?
With your fear of flying, don't you think that's a bit risky?Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI hadn't really understood this 'pwned' expression until I read DirtyDog's post.Comment
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I think it's the pilots and crew who are more scared. Suity is such a Jonah, when Jonah got swallowed he said to himself 'What a Suity'Originally posted by DirtyDog View PostAre you flying home on Friday 13th, Suity?
With your fear of flying, don't you think that's a bit risky?What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Having a beer now for you. BTW, are you the loud fücker the other side the bar?Originally posted by suityou01 View Post

I had a sneaky test, and it looks like it worked.
“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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