More likely he's still trying to attach his red braces to those 5+ huggies
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Go, Suity!
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He'll be OK. He's just waiting before he saves the dayOriginally posted by Old Greg View PostIt's starting to feel a bit like when your learning disabled cat has gone missing for a couple of days. I'm not sure he can look after himself without us.
Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI hadn't really understood this 'pwned' expression until I read DirtyDog's post.Comment
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He's dragging this out for effect isn;t he.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Some kind of cat plot?Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostHas he been kidnapped by Maoists?Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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No that would be Meowists, and besides it's not even CaturdayOriginally posted by NotAllThere View PostSome kind of cat plot?Socialism is inseparably interwoven with totalitarianism and the abject worship of the state.
No Socialist Government conducting the entire life and industry of the country could afford to allow free, sharp, or violently-worded expressions of public discontent.Comment
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I think you have to press CTRL ALT TABBYOriginally posted by MicrosoftBob View PostNo that would be Meowists, and besides it's not even CaturdayComment
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I don't think Suity is smarter than a cat.Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostSome kind of cat plot?
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He's probably just not feline very well.Originally posted by aoxomoxoa View PostI think you have to press CTRL ALT TABBYComment
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You don't have to be mystic mog to predict this contract may end in tearsWork in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ hereComment
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You are all missing the point!
It is not that he has tuliped himself after a couple of days in a new role - although that may also be true.
It is because his "Mighty Spurs" were slaughtered 6-0!!Comment
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