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Will they mind me taking photos of them?Originally posted by Dallas View PostWhile you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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I'd need to take some bacon by the look of it. I want a holiday not a spell in prisonOriginally posted by Dallas View Post
While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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but you'll come back thinner and they might put a tube up your bum and clean you out...Originally posted by doodab View PostI'd need to take some bacon by the look of it. I want a holiday not a spell in prison
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ftfyOriginally posted by doodab View PostI'd need to take some bacon by the look of it. I want a holiday where I don't get laughed at by good looking fit people
And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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I'd come back a lot thinner as I can't actually drink fruit juice at the moment. Not that I can say I've really been missing itOriginally posted by Dallas View Postbut you'll come back thinner and they might put a tube up your bum and clean you out...
While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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they have veggie stuff too - i am on a peppermint chlorophyl thing at the min - jeyzus, that does clean you outOriginally posted by doodab View PostI'd come back a lot thinner as I can't actually drink fruit juice at the moment. Not that I can say I've really been missing it
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Maybe I should go on a bean and barley diet for a few days. That way ms doodab will be willing to pay for the holidayOriginally posted by Dallas View Postthey have veggie stuff too - i am on a peppermint chlorophyl thing at the min - jeyzus, that does clean you out
While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyoneComment
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