CUK User Guide

[Pondlife]

Chapter 7 - Signatures.

Due to the limitations of the functionality available on internet forums, signatures provide a valuable way of expressing your personality. It is, of course, impossible for posters to see your cleverly ironic T-shirt or comedy tie. Signatures are therefore available for you to paste some obscure reference that only a few people will understand.


An alternative use of signatures is to passive aggressively have a dig at other posters.

[Old Greg]

Chapter 8

All claims of income above £200 per day and/or of assets above £200,000 have been independently verified by an accountant. Make sure you do the same.

It is often unclear whether it is too early for champagne, so always ask for clarification first.

It is considered impolite to post a question in a professional forum without first checking whether there has ever been a slightly related question first. The enhanced CUK search function CUK search function should be used to assist with this.

[DirtyDog]

2) Post links to Daily Mail articles that are misinformed, biased or down right lies.

Can that not be shortened to "Post links to Daily Mail articles". The rest seems tautological.

[DirtyDog]

Chapter 9 - Saving the Day

Whenever you've saved the day, make sure to include a smilie

[DirtyDog]

Make sure you use abbreviations that only those who have posted here since before 2005 will understand.

HTH BIDI

[SimonMac]

Chapter 10

Learn the following Grammar

• Difference between there, their and they're
• Difference between your and you're
• Correct apostrophe usage
• When to use fewer and when to use less

And then ignore all of the rules' as the grammar Nazi's get there power from correcting you

[DirtyDog]

Chapter 10

Learn the following Grammar

• Difference between there, their and they're
• Difference between your and you're
• Correct apostrophe usage
• When to use fewer and when to use less
• When to use too, to and two
• When to use advice and advise

And then ignore all of the rules' as the grammar Nazi's get there power from correcting you

FTFY

[SimonMac]

Chapter 9 - Saving the Day

Whenever you've saved the day, make sure to include a smilie

AKA "The Suity Smiley"

[DirtyDog]

And then ignore all of the rules' as the grammar Nazi's get there power from correcting you

If in doubt, buy one of these T-shirts (NSFW)

[mudskipper]

Oooh, secret santa!