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It ain't that bad.Originally posted by mudskipper View PostI'm not going to click that link."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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Originally posted by mudskipper View PostJust piss in the water, knowing that homeopathic quantities of your wee will be in his hair for the rest of the day.
"You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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You're evil!Originally posted by mudskipper View PostJust piss in the water, knowing that homeopathic quantities of your wee will be in his hair for the rest of the day.Comment
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Hotel pools are not the place for competitive swimming, they're never big enough
Rather than use something made for the purpose, they let rip on everyone using it
I've never had it that bad, but I've seen that sort thrashing around in hotel pools before
Try swimming in the last hour the pool is over, they are usually the ones to hit the pool after work using a monthly pass rather than people staying at the hotel so you normally get the pool free of the oiksDoing the needful since 1827Comment
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nicely done!Originally posted by wurzel View Post
Anyhow, I hung around until he went into the showers & made sure I stuffed the little bastard's undies down the bog before I left - which also wasn't very nice but better than punching him in the face which is what I really wanted to do

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You should have done a big skidmark in them and put them back.Originally posted by wurzel View Poststuffed the little bastard's undies down the bog before I leftFree advice and opinions - refunds are available if you are not 100% satisfied.Comment
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Suggestion for next time;Originally posted by wurzel View PostI stuffed the little bastard's undies down the bog before I left - which also wasn't very nice but better than punching him in the face which is what I really wanted to do

And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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