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Pool Rage

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    #11
    Originally posted by Platypus View Post
    I'm not going to click that link.

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      #12
      Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
      I'm not going to click that link.
      It ain't that bad.
      "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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        #13
        Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
        Just piss in the water, knowing that homeopathic quantities of your wee will be in his hair for the rest of the day.
        "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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          #14
          Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
          Just piss in the water, knowing that homeopathic quantities of your wee will be in his hair for the rest of the day.
          You're evil!

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            #15
            Hotel pools are not the place for competitive swimming, they're never big enough

            Rather than use something made for the purpose, they let rip on everyone using it

            I've never had it that bad, but I've seen that sort thrashing around in hotel pools before

            Try swimming in the last hour the pool is over, they are usually the ones to hit the pool after work using a monthly pass rather than people staying at the hotel so you normally get the pool free of the oiks
            Doing the needful since 1827

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              #16
              Po Rage

              You've seen it here first....
              Doing the needful since 1827

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                #17
                Originally posted by wurzel View Post

                Anyhow, I hung around until he went into the showers & made sure I stuffed the little bastard's undies down the bog before I left - which also wasn't very nice but better than punching him in the face which is what I really wanted to do
                nicely done!

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
                  It ain't that bad.
                  trust you!

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by wurzel View Post
                    stuffed the little bastard's undies down the bog before I left
                    You should have done a big skidmark in them and put them back.
                    Free advice and opinions - refunds are available if you are not 100% satisfied.

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by wurzel View Post
                      I stuffed the little bastard's undies down the bog before I left - which also wasn't very nice but better than punching him in the face which is what I really wanted to do
                      Suggestion for next time;

                      And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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