Be careful when singing in the lift. Especially when the song in question is called "big morning poo"
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Mine yesterday was embarrassing for different reason.
Don't ask me how, but Dr. Jones by Aqua was stuck in my head and I had to let it out. -
Could have been worse, you could have been dancing round the lift singing "I'm a Barbie Girl" as the doors opened....Originally posted by Ticktock View PostMine yesterday was embarrassing for different reason.
Don't ask me how, but Dr. Jones by Aqua was stuck in my head and I had to let it out.
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The Mark E Smith version I hope - "It was the fault of the government-ah!"Originally posted by mudskipper View PostI've got 'Jerusalem' going round in my head after it was mention by child #3 this morning.
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Originally posted by Project Monkey View PostLast line from Killing In The Name.
Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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