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Landis

threaded said:
I think he's innocent. I recon someones spiked his samples.

Remember you read it here first.

:D


Dear Mr Threaded,

Congratulations on your marathon run from the chip shop to the pub, which was completed in record time.

Unfortunately, you have tested positive for pies, so we must withhold your medal and tell you to "feck off - you lard arsed get".

Thank you

The Olympic Comittee
 
Could somebody expalin this Testosterone doping thing.
I understood it was a long term job to help build muscle. If he was using it long term then it would have shown up in previous samples.

Can Testosterone be used for short term (within 24 hours) gain?
 
I read somewhere the level of Testosterone was 11 * that of an earlier test.

I can't see how he could "blow up" one day and the next cycle like Erik Dekker with the climing ability of Marco Pantani.

I say the whole race be voided and Threaded be declared the winner.
 
The Lone Gunman said:
Can Testosterone be used for short term (within 24 hours) gain?

I suppose that it made him feel so randy it made him pedal fast knowing he would get shag at the end of the race.
 

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