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    #31
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    Apart from being Swansea, A Pretty tulipty City as someone once said, not much.

    It's the only thing on my CV that matches any of his search criteria.

    It's almost as funny as being offered jobs in Western Super Mare because it's "only 30 miles away".

    Maybe it is if you're a seagull.
    You could always work from Steep Holm on wifi then it's only 15

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      #32
      Zeity - arent you tempted to knock up a mechanical engineering type CV (not sure how hard it is to blag) and sent it to him for a laugh?
      See if you can get an interview based on a made up CV.....

      If you're bored then turn up for the interview too and then go oops wrong person....
      Rhyddid i lofnod psychocandy!!!!

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        #33
        Originally posted by zeitghost
        And here's today's sterling offer:



        Oh good, yet again I have none of the above.
        I love 5 years with a degree and 10 years with HND.

        Us degree virgins know where our elbow is when we leave college.

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