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You would though.
Would what? Sniff her bike saddle? Cook her Brussel Sprouts? Collect her underarm hair shavings? Fondle her Achy Breaky buttocks? C'mon, details man...
Marks out of ten, I'd give her one
Why are her buttocks achy breaky? From being on that bike saddle?
Yes I'm aware of the song. But why an achy breaky arse?