Weekend Working

[hyperD]

I'll be choosing 1x kitchen and 2x bathrooms, or should I better say, agreeing to what the Mrs chooses.

Milan.

Milan, me old beans, exactly what we were doing today. Had to take a day off from impending deadlines etc just to satisfy the other half (she who thinks £££ grows on me telling her I work in IT, so that must be right, eh?)

8 hours later with no lunch, I'm fecked off, she's fecked off, I'm pissing off the salesman because I haven't eaten for 12 hours and my breath smells like Chico's knob...

Jezus....

[Lucifer Box]

I had the same potential scenario two weekends ago. In order to avoid it, I just told Mrs Lucifer to go and choose whatever she wanted, on the grounds that if I went, we'd disagree, have a fight, and end up getting whatever it was she wanted anyway.

Seems to have worked fine so far (although I haven't seen the new bathroom suite yet and will do for the first time when it is delivered tomorrow).

[wendigo100]

my breath smells like Chico's knob...

So does mine.

[Dalek Supreme]

my breath smells like Chico's knob...

Chico's breath smells like my knob, err plunger, err whatever.

[ferret]

So does mine.

So 9 out of 10 contractors breath smells like young boys?

[chef]

is this the new fashion then?

everyone's breath should smell like chico's knob

'chico de toilette'

[s2budd]

I will not be. My £400 per day contract - double on Sundays only lasted two weeks. Shame.
Back to normal daily rates then.

[Helios]

Don't worry Milan, I will work double hard this weekend.

BEWARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DONT FEED THE TROLL

[Helios]

I will not be. My £400 per day contract - double on Sundays only lasted two weeks. Shame.
Back to normal daily rates then.

To be earning a gross of 400 a day, you must be ccna and mcse certified not to mention compaq and ibm or dell?
I am only A+ and network + at the mo. From experience agencies and clients dont check your certs. Do you think a ccna and msce would pass on my cv if I could talk?