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Cemeteries 'burying people in car parks and under pathways' as experts claim half will run out of space in the next 20 years | Mail Online

Cemeteries 'burying people in car parks and under pathways' as experts claim half will run out of space in the next 20 years
Many cemeteries are already full and a quarter will be full in ten years
Experts urge government to allow more graves to be reused
Some authorities considering building graves in allotments
Cost of average burial amounts to nearly £4,000
Some authorities charge over £1,000 to reserve exclusive grave space

Buy a little bit of land and convert to a graveyard?
 
Impose a burial tax of £50K a pop, to encourage more people to opt for cremation, preceded by new ecologically sound disposal techniques like freeze drying.

It's outrageous that so much land is cluttered up by a load of mouldy old skeletons, for nothing more than sentimental reasons. I'd plough up the whole lot and grind them up for fertiliser.
 
On a similar line; when I was working in Madrid, the hotel was near a funeral self-service (I suppose you could call it ‘Stiffs Are Us’). It was a large place about the size of B&Q comprised of twelve or so drive in chapels set in parallel lanes where people would drive their own car or a hired hearse. I was a fraction of the cost of a formal church funeral
 
Impose a burial tax of £50K a pop, to encourage more people to opt for cremation, preceded by new ecologically sound disposal techniques like freeze drying.

It's outrageous that so much land is cluttered up by a load of mouldy old skeletons, for nothing more than sentimental reasons. I'd plough up the whole lot and grind them up for fertiliser.

Basic human right and moral principle is that dead bodies should be respected.
 
Impose a burial tax of £50K a pop, to encourage more people to opt for cremation, preceded by new ecologically sound disposal techniques like freeze drying.

It's outrageous that so much land is cluttered up by a load of mouldy old skeletons, for nothing more than sentimental reasons. I'd plough up the whole lot and grind them up for fertiliser.

WHS
 
I've told my wife that if I go first then I want her to call a taxidermist, have me stuffed and sat on the sofa.

Her response was something to the effect of sometimes she thinks it's already been done.
 
I just looked that up. So basically it's the Acid Bath Murderer, except they hand your powdered bones back to your relatives and pour the rest of you down the bog.

S'not acid

is alkali

so that's ok then!

not legal in uk only in us and then only in a few states - anyone think it will catch on?
 

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