Nearly There...

[MarillionFan]

Note to the writers of this sockie. In previous versions you mentioned that MF is in fact leaving his current employers on account of being obnoxious and up his own arse.

This being the case it is unlikely he would be in a position to hire, or in any case, why would he even give a tulip as he is leaving.

Please up your game.

HTH

All I need is one more JavaScript programmer and Im back in the game.

[cojak]

Why do you think Dim is banned and Sas is hiding?

WES. >:-(

[SimonMac]

If you're any good at Javascript and can learn my company's product in next to no time I've got work.

[northernladuk]

Blooming Heck I've written some crap over the years.....

I am told your client is thinking the same thing. HTH

[alluvial]

All I need is one more test down the clinic and Im back on the game.

ftfy

[eek]

I am told your client is thinking the same thing. HTH

If there was a spec to work from they might have worked it out. As I did the gap analysis all mistakes now point at the Environment Manager....

[MarillionFan]

I'm exceptionally good at JavaScript, having been working with it since 1996; but I'm also exceptionally good at putting my feet up, which is what I'll be concentrating on for the month of October

If you still need somebody then, give me a shout.

£10 p/h and upto 4 Greggs sausage rolls a day?

[NickFitz]

£10 p/h and upto 4 Greggs sausage rolls a day?

[eek]

At that rate I've a pile of work you can do. also I can provide either Gregg's gift vouchers or bulk delivery part frozen from the factory whichever you prefer.