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After all time is money and you don't want to miss making NLadyUK's quotermerely at clientco for the entertainment -
Originally posted by eek View PostAfter all time is money and you don't want to miss making NLadyUK's quota
Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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So you're not denying the other bit of my statement....Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
Grammar Nazi's pay so much attention to the minor details they miss the bigger gotcha.merely at clientco for the entertainmentComment
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You're right, we've worn out the subject of chokes. Now then, how about the pumping forces in hydraulic suspension systems?Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostPrecisely. I'll have you know I'm a professional, I don't have time for sitting around discussing the art of pulling on chokes and so on.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Nah, we hiring a couple for a few hours.Originally posted by mudskipper View PostHave you got one?Comment
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Let's hope they give you value for money.Originally posted by oracleslave View PostNah, we hiring a couple for a few hours.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Cough. A couple of segways.Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostLet's hope they give you value for money.Comment
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Doh. Yes, you got me. I'm a prostitute.Originally posted by eek View PostSo you're not denying the other bit of my statement....
Grammar Nazi's pay so much attention to the minor details they miss the bigger gotcha.
Horribly predictable but you beat me to it.Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostLet's hope they give you value for money.
Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Me too , I used to be a cheap whore permieOriginally posted by MaryPoppins View PostDoh. Yes, you got me. I'm a prostitute.
But now I am a high class contractor hooker(\__/)
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How’s that going?Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostBuggering off to Wiltshire and to see my new build.
Tonight movie, blankie & take-away
Tomorrow, Lunch with BGG’s mother, dinner with my brother
Sunday, BBG is running a D&D game, I shall be working on my coat patternGrowing old is mandatory
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