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WageSlave1
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Traj, some years back I got an attractive girlfriend because she believed I could get her work as an actress :lol -
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Well they're attractive to me, Bakerloo boy!Obviously the bloke who thinks everyone is his family is attractive is lying
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I always go for big men with Northern accentsYeah GBG, you won't be fancying his missus, will you?
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Re: You think everyone in your family is attractive?
Are all contractors ugly hence their miserable outlook on life?Comment
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Re: You think everyone in your family is attractive?
Well both my parent were incredibly ugly and so am I so that pisses on your logic somewhat.Comment
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Re: You think everyone in your family is attractive?
"Tend to be" there is always a runt in every litterComment
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Re: You think everyone in your family is attractive?
A more accurate question would be, are all geeks ugly hence their miserable outlook on life?Are all contractors ugly hence their miserable outlook on life?
Cleaners are frequently contractors, but some of them can be quite attractive in a Chavy sort of way. Occassionally it's fun to play in the gutter :bComment
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Re: You think everyone in your family is attractive?
wage,
Your Mrs can't be that attractive if you're shagging one of those fat Senegalese cleaners :xComment
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Re: You think everyone in your family is attractive?
Yes, I'm hoping to do a a spot of guttering this very weekendOccassionally it's fun to play in the gutterComment
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