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Isn't that the definition of most first dates?Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishing -
I work with a handful of agents who are decent, likeable, intelligent, make good conversation and (shock horror) actually appear to work for me; even calling with minor updates about contract negotiations rather than me having to chase them.Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostAh, I see what you mean. I guess I'd interpret that to mean that you must also be an enormous tosspot.
There is no such thing, in my view, as an agreeable agent. I invariably now only deal with the more senior pimps, and find them to be as w@nky as their junior colleagues.
They seem to recognise that good quality, marketable talent is harder to find than clients.Coffee's for closersComment
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Precisely darling d000hg, hence me never doing it again!Originally posted by d000hg View PostIsn't that the definition of most first dates?Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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I've come across, I think, two like that. On the phone at least, cos I'd still never meet the bellends.Originally posted by Spacecadet View PostI work with a handful of agents who are decent, likeable, intelligent, make good conversation and (shock horror) actually appear to work for me; even calling with minor updates about contract negotiations rather than me having to chase them.
They seem to recognise that good quality, marketable talent is harder to find than clients.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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No, I insist on clothes being worn too.Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostWhy? Is it just me that goes to all available lengths to avoid meeting agents in the flesh, or visiting their offices?Comment
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An agent account manager I was talking to said that people are far more likely to accept LinkedIn requests from pretty female agents than blokes. Gets them into your contacts far more easily.
I remember a chat with a law firm partner years ago on a similar subject, I suppose it's the same thing for agents. I commented that he had a lot of young pretty women in his department, he said that if he's going to spend 10-14 hours a day in an office with no life while taking the risk of being an owner of a company then he's not going to settle for having to spend the time with fat munters or beardy old blokes. Not very PC but, well, I can see his point...Comment
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Ah, I think I see where the problem resides.Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostAh, I see what you mean. I guess I'd interpret that to mean that you must also be an enormous tosspot.
There is no such thing, in my view, as an agreeable agent. I invariably now only deal with the more senior pimps, and find them to be as w@nky as their junior colleagues.
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I meant for him not you!Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostPrecisely darling d000hg, hence me never doing it again!Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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