Caption competition

[Mich the Tester]

Such a shame that good looking women always go out with an ugly friend...

 

[SimonMac]

Is that a rocket in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

 

[Mich the Tester]

I wouldn't because I think her jealous colleague on the right might shoot me.

 

[vetran]

Before & after Mitch did.

 

[Mich the Tester]

Phwooaarr, look at her bazookas!

 

[Paddy]

North Korea carefully guards five years worth of vending cups production.