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Are you in a circus hall of mirrors?Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishing -
I'm having an intense feeling of deja vu.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostFook me. Now I find the development team have accidently rolled out a load of incomplete code into production from the test instance while patching something else. FFS can this incompetence get any greater!!!
My instinct is to get a mop ready.Hard Brexit now!
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I think you'll need to get someone an ambulance.Originally posted by sasguru View PostI'm having an intense feeling of deja vu.
My instinct is to get a mop ready.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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MF you can't use your patented negotiating techniques on ASSGuru, the police take a dim view of bashing the retarded care in the community types.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostI think you'll need to get someone an ambulance.Comment
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again, scarily similar to the project i'm onOriginally posted by MarillionFan View PostFook me. Now I find the development team have accidently rolled out a load of incomplete code into production from the test instance while patching something else. FFS can this incompetence get any greater!!!
(incompetent dev team being Wipro!)
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You having hot flushes and palpitations again?Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostI think you'll need to get someone an ambulance.Comment
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das war ein befehl der angriff steiner war ein befehl!!!Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostAm I surrounded by incompetent idiots? Why?
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