Originally posted by AtW
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Originally posted by AtWCocky - go look at something shiny for a moment, this thread is for adults with IQ over than 80.
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You don't have the intellectual capacity to get a parking ticket from Cambridge.Originally posted by JabberwockyYou don't get a PhD in Comp Sci from Cambridge with a low IQ Atw - what are your credentials ?Comment
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If you know anything about programming you ll know some of the best programmers are self taught. (Although I have a degree and am a great programmer..). To announce you went to Oxford or Cambridge is no proof of ability.Comment
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Oh yeah - well I am a self taught brain surgeon - fancy a lobotomy ?Originally posted by DiestlIf you know anything about programming you ll know some of the best programmers are self taught. (Although I have a degree and am a great programmer..). To announce you went to Oxford or Cambridge is no proof of ability.Comment
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Its obvious that you self-practiced it on yourselfOriginally posted by Jabberwockywell I am a self taught brain surgeon - fancy a lobotomy ?
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You can pick up a computer and software, along with books and internet connection fairly cheap. Using this you can learn programming and nobody gets hurt, same can't be said for brain surgery unless you go digging fresh graves.Originally posted by JabberwockyOh yeah - well I am a self taught brain surgeon - fancy a lobotomy ?Comment
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